I've already touched on some of the assumptions the good people at your local purveyors of average food make about you. Here's another one:
If you ask for water, they will give you the smallest cup ever because they assume that you like to exercise and, as an extension of this, like to get up every three minutes to refill your glass of water.
Seriously. I know this is some half-ass attempt to make sure I don't steal soda from you, but can I please just get a normal cup? I promise not to steal your Mountain Dew and, if I do happen to steal a tasty beverage from you, it'll only cost you about nineteen cents.
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