Thursday, April 16, 2009

A fast food worker's confidence in you is low ...

There are two reasons why I believe/know that fast food workers have little to no confidence in the consumer:

1) They apparently think, regardless of the more apparent clues to your personal hygiene practices, that you are the messiest person on the face of the planet. This is why they give you some many napkins despite the fact that most of us could do with just one or two.

2) No matter how much or how little of a condiment you ask for they don't think you really know what you want, so they just put a shitload (shitload being an industry term).

These are things I know to be true about 'fast food'.

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