Transformers: Part Deux

I don't usually read Roger Ebert's reviews ... or any movie reviews, for that matter .. but I heard his review of the upcoming Michael Bay 'film' Transformers: REvenge of the Fallen was particularly scathing, so I had to check it out. Wow, did he ever deliver. It's rare for me to let a movie review stop me from seeing a movie, but I don't think there's any way whatsoever I could spend any money on this inevitable crap-fest.