Hollywood Movie Magic

Just a few thoughts for the day, all of which pertain to movies:

1) They should have just called Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen should've just been called 'Transformers 2: Remember How Hot Megan Fox Is?'. It's not that she's even really such a huge part of the movie; it's just that her looks are pretty much the best part of that movie.

2) The Goonies. I just don't really get into this movie. You know, if these stupid f'ing kids would just talk a little more quietly and not let Data use his gadgets, they totally would've gotten away from the Fratelli's who pretty much consisted of a fat old lady and two middle-aged idiots. Criminal masterminds, they were not. Keep in mind they were outwitted and defeated by their own retarded cohort. Seriously.

Also, the guy that played Data had one other notable role - he was in Encino Man with Pauly Shore and ... Sean Astin. Clearly Sean owed him a favor at the time. Too bad they didn't need an Asian hobbit.

UPDATE: Apparently he was also Shortround in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. That's pretty bad ass, but the above statement still applies.